You’re holding a black tie banquet at your home and all your best clients are invited. The butler shows the guests into your study. Rochester and Darnay, your prize dachshunds, are curled up comfortably before a blazing fire. A string quartet is already in the midst of Beethoven’s Opus 59.

(Look, just go with us on this.)

What do your guests see when they examine the wall décor? Not any common photographs of family, the yacht and of course Rochester shaking Darnay’s paw – you know, like everyone else has. No. You wouldn’t be caught dead being so common.

Instead, they marvel at works of art! There you are, appearing enthroned with scepter in hand, it seems in a beautiful oil on canvas; here, riding two horses at once, one foot on each saddle; there, your family performing a synchronized dive into Niagara Falls.

What really catches their eye is the portrait of your last corporate event. Your team stands tall and confident, aglow with comradery and vision as they stand surrounded by the clients who make it all possible.

Your guests wonder, Was there really a master painter there all along to capture that moment?

You enter to greet your guests warmly and announce that dinner is served, knowing full well what all the talk of the evening will be.

Can the dream become reality?

Maybe! We’ll leave the butler, dogs, yacht and whatnot to you. As for those works of art, lean in close and we’ll tell you a secret …

Okay, you’ve probably already figured out we do canvas prints of your favorite photographs. Whether for home, gifts or business, Starocket Media now makes your most precious photos into works of art.

And we’d like to be invited to your fancy party, please.